The Dance

It's been so boring waiting for the garden to get going.  And it turns out that I'm not the only one who's got extra time on their hands, or wings, this time of year.  I've always wondered what the male ducks do while the females sit on the nest for four weeks.  And now I know.  They work on their dance routines.

No, like this.  Just hold your breath and shake your butt like you really mean it.  

Now tuck your head.

Everybody look to your left.  Uh, Duck Two, your other left please.

Now you got it.

Turn, turn, turn.

And freestyle for the count of eight.

Ta Da!